The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

Shreddology by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

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Shrexual

The sexual orientation where one is phsyically and mentally attracted to the ogrelord shrek.

"Karl, aren't you Shrexual?" said Ryan
*Karl then proceeds to pull out his Shrock*

Shrexual by Brogre1145 November 22, 2013

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Shreckin

To creep heavily on multiple females, usually with the intention of sleeping with them. Usually results in being turned down.

"BRA! THAT MOTHAFUCKA IS SHRECKIN HARDCORE"

"Dude, you see him Shreckin on that chick?"

"Omg, this dude was like, totally Shreckin on me. Made me so scared"

Shreckin by That dude69 December 5, 2012

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shrexy

The greatest compliment you can give to another human being. Surpasses "hot" and "beautiful". While the former words are used to compliment one's face and personality, "shrexy" means that you love each and every one of that person's layers.

The woman was not simply beautiful, or gorgeous, or any other one of those overrated so-called compliments. She was absolutely, and undeniably shrexy.

shrexy by Talia__ June 29, 2014

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