Shrewbag

A fucking lowlife, mean, complete, scumbag of a person, who has it out to ruin everyones day (especially yours) and has just the right amount of authority over everyone else to do so.

*not to be mistaken with an actual bag of shrews*

Goddamn Mrs.Fiddleshits just made me sound like a complete moron in front of the whole class all because I'm not doing as well as the other fucks in there. She's such a fucking shrewbag and completely devoid of all logic what soever./rant

by Z641 February 19, 2014

Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.

They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.

by TannerL January 28, 2020

pygmy shrew

The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...

it's fucked, basically.

by johnebp January 15, 2004

screwball

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

by Daniel April 2, 2005

Shrewsbury

A town located in MA, very near worcester. Complete suburbian hell, filled with rich snobby white kids and about 5 black kids. Aka : The Bury.
Most children from "The bury" are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.

The Shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.

by Lindsaya October 22, 2007

screwboy

A screwboy is a prison inmate who tends to take the side of the "screws" (i.e. prison officers). A screwboy is a prisoner who has been known to:

a) "grass up" another inmate;
b) "suck up" to the prison officers;
c) spend a disproportionate amount of time talking to, socialising with, and generally being in the company of prison officers.

Prisoner #1: "I'm gonna tell the screws about {blah blah blah}..."
Prisoner #2: "Don't be a screwboy."

Prisoner #1: "Why are you always laughing and joking with the screws?"
Prisoner #2: "What, are you accusing me of being some kind of screwboy?"

by clarky November 4, 2010