SPLOONB

USing a hurley stick for sexual gratification.

Terez spoolnbed last night.

by Jimmy d sucks April 30, 2004

Shpoone

When you drop your spoon into soup, mashed potatoes, cereal, ice cream, etc

Oh No! I shpooned my spoon into my ice cream!

by anonymous February 13, 2021

sploon45

a noob at starkingdoms

common insult: your networth is lower than sploon45's

(ie, very low.)

by stuarto April 11, 2004

Sploonge

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.

"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."

by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006

splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.

"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."

by greensand777 September 27, 2015

Sploon

A spooning slut: someone who spoons with everyone.

Bob: Suzy spooned with Jack last night.

Eric: I heard she spooned with Nathan last week too.

Bob: I am not surprised. She's such a SPLOON.

by Clarexx June 30, 2014

Schploong

(pronounced Shush-plong or Shu-plong)

An enormous hit of Marijuana usually capable of incapacitating a person for up to 7 hours. Related to the verb Schploonging, meaning to be schploonging

Man, I bet Obama took a huge schploong last night after he defeated Romney

by Bourgeoisi3 November 7, 2012