prized showdog

An attractive professional women who is carted around by her male boss so that he can create a better image for himself by having all his coworkers or clients know that he works with a hot chick.

"Leanna, did you really go to that client meeting with Karl, even though you didn't work on that project and don't know anything about it? You are such a prized showdog."

"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."

by Sallie Mason May 27, 2005

Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

by James Scarper March 30, 2012

snowboarding

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia

"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'

by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014

That’s Just Showbiz

when you go through a traumatic experience

Dedra: Omg your dad just died

Matt: that’s just showbiz

Doctor: Ma’am your son is suffering from a severe mental disability

Sally: that’s just showbiz

by Holycanoli4 October 16, 2018

rats in a shoebox

An expression used to describe two incarcerated men confined in a prison cell designed for one man.

We are like captive rats in a shoebox for a good portion of every day, expected to behave as gentlemen and not even imagine killing one another!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

pokemon showdown

An awesome website where you can battle pokemon online. How cool is that?

Guy 1: You going on Pokemon Showdown tonight?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!

by Imarandompersonseriously April 9, 2014

showbomb

A buzz kill to a Facebook post

I had a good post going till Mickie brought up her dead Aunt . Was a total Showbomb

by Dutch Indian February 20, 2015