spotted dick

A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.

Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?

by Obiwankenorchid September 3, 2006

Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

by Shitted May 27, 2018

sotted

The stage of alcohol intoxication immediately after tipsy and prior to soused.

That guy is sotted, well on his way to getting stinking drunk.

by Heptite February 7, 2009

Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013

Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

shotter

A Drug Dealer

'Big up all the shotter dem, never be forgotten dem' MC Riddla

by juxjux September 8, 2003

shitteded

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016