I picked up that shortstack we saw at the diner yesterday, perfect size for what I want to do with her
by Doooooooom May 13, 2022
Get the Shortstack mug.To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008
Get the shortstop mug.Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.
See also first and a half base.
See also first and a half base.
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
Get the Shortstop mug.One that tries to make it to the stalls, pulls down his pants but never reaches the toilet, and ends up sharting a messy Van Gogh on the bathroom floor.
Tawfiq finished eating at Taco Bell and quickly became a well known shartist.
The phantom pooper is a shartist.
As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.
Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.
Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.
The phantom pooper is a shartist.
As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.
Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.
Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.
by The Duluth Shartist Group December 29, 2007
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Get the Yeet your shortest friend day mug.In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.
by Pauliver October 26, 2003
Get the Shortstop mug.When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.
Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”
Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
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