Shootin the bees

Taking a big brown dump in the toilet or on someone you love

Rob: I'm shootin the bees!

Thomas: Got a case of the brown als?

by T-slam February 28, 2013

Shootin hopes

slang term for shooting herion; Hope rhymes with dope and can easily be a typo from saying hoops, which makes this slang an easy text term without getting in trouble by anyone

Yo hmu later im shootin hopes right now if u want you can come thru and we can shoot around.

by NY Nigga September 29, 2020

shootin doves

Just another slang for jerkin off! (You can never have too many right?)

Scott's in his room shootin doves right now . He's sexually frustrated.

by RVDk September 7, 2017

Shootin Star

Someone who started somewhere in life with little hope of becoming anything but grows into someone greater than anyone imagined

Ex1. John: I don’t think Tim is going nowhere in life
James: I don’t know, he may end up a shootin star

Ex2 . Jordan: I knew I was going to be a shootin star when they cut me from the basketball team.

by Shykxxm November 9, 2021

shootin the deer

when a guy jacks off
masturbation

mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer

by helloooooolol April 4, 2011

Poop-shootin

The act of doing drugs intravenously while taking a shit.

I was poop-shootin yesterday and I nodded off for a hour while still on the shitter!

by ScumdogFatty May 5, 2020

shootin fetals

having unprotected relations with a pregnant milf, and dumping your load deep in the cookie jar.

I let John know that my alibi for missing the game last night was that I had been shootin fetals with a hot MILF from my yoga class.

by Sir Spanish Armada February 20, 2009