shoot your cuffs

A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.

Ready for the big dance? You look good in that suit. Shoot your cuffs for me. There, much better.

by Philosophistry March 1, 2009

poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

shoot my shot

Give a person a chance to try to get with you

"Bro Abby needs to let me shoot my shot with her"
Im finna shoot my shot

by Joseph slippery February 2, 2017

Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

by MiTuCents February 6, 2012

just shoot me

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.

Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.

by ephemerae December 9, 2004

National Shoot Your shot day

October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”

by bluenorm1 October 15, 2019