shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

Shrimpy

A boy that says he has a slammer but he whips it out and it's a little shrimp 🍤

" Damn, you ready for this slammer Beth Anne ? "
" Yeah, I'm ready "

*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "

by -shakesomething123 January 15, 2017

Shrimpy

A person with an abnormally large penis. Used as an ironic name, like calling a fat guy "Tiny".

"Woah, thats at least 9 inches. Now I get why you don't mind them calling you Shrimpy"

by Captain_Thunderpants July 4, 2017

Shrimpycasserole

Most retarded piece of food your mom will ever make.

Mom: Heres your shrimpycasserole honey

Son: FUCK YOU MOM THIS IS NASTY

by retarded Definitions November 2, 2019

shrimpy

Shrimpy is one cool dude. Just kidding. He's a nerd that wears unmatched socks and is probably gay. He loves hawaiian shirts, disney movies, and true crime. He will do anything to cheer up his friends, and sometimes total strangers. He makes strong bonds quickly, no matter how many times he gets screwed over. Don't hurt a Shrimpy, and don't let him go.

doofus 1: hey, have you seen Shrimpy today?
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that

by exoticshrimps May 11, 2020

shrimpy_rat_

Someone who is trying their best and deserves more recognition for it.

They have trust issues, dyslexia, and anxiety tho.

<3

Person 1: hey, is that shrimpy_rat_?

Person 2: woah it is! They're doing a great job, huh?

Person 1: yep! And following their dreams of photography while they're at it.

by Sock285 July 20, 2021

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021