Shartstache

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.

I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!

by Spam23 July 7, 2010

Shartsicle

n. A wet frozen fart

Hey man, I had my first shartsicle in Antarctica.

by StupidMF December 29, 2009

Sharts

Combination of farts and shit

Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)

by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019

Shnarted

Sneezing and shitting yourself simultaneously

Dude 1: Achoo
Dude 2: Bless You
Dude 1: Brb Dude I Shnarted

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Snartsfungal

Complete nonsense, hogwash, balderdash. Commonly used by older folk who have minor troubles bringing words to the forefront of their mind.

You really think those hot wheels can beat my Jazzy? .... ....... Snartsfungal!

by wordsmithy77 October 8, 2018

shartsicca

A funny nickname for the best jessica in the world. she also sharts a lot

Yo, how many times a day do you shart.
At least 50 times
Wow, you're a real shartsicca

by Rocoochie May 6, 2022

Shnart

When you let one rip and then get pointed out right away

Ah man he just let out the biggest shnart

by rusty dog September 16, 2023