shmooted

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

by 3bc March 8, 2009

Shmoodled

To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.

We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney

by PattyBerz December 3, 2019

Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

shmoogle

A hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

shroofed

To be heavily intoxicated or "fucked up".

Joey smoked several blunts and was shroofed last night.
Moses was shroofed at the party after a keg-stand.

by GuessGhost666 September 9, 2012

shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019