drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I texted my friend how I performed a drive of shame and it ended up on TFLN.

by thegreataristotle June 2, 2009

The Wash of Shame

The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.

Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2015

Das Shame

A cringe moment. Anything or anyone that is either embarrassing, annoying, awkward, ugly or in general crazy or negative.

"OMG why did I do that last night! DAS SHAME!"

"She hooked up with HIM? That's her das shame..."

"I failed my final. Das shame."

To your drunk friend: He ya das shame, get over here and give me a drink.

by das__shame November 30, 2010

mirror of shame

when two sets of partners are engaging in doggy-style intercourse. The key is symmetry, as each pair faces one another, the females proceed to make out while the male counter-parts slap fives in celebration

Dude I heard frank and tom pulled a sweet mirror of shame last night on those asian twins.

by Mot Noslo November 14, 2006

shame on a nigga

when someone does something to disgrace his honor

shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga!

by andrew chung January 5, 2003

Shame Cloud

The helpless feeling one has when they wake up in the morning and realize they had no control over their drunken actions the night before, which may last for days. Is a mixture of anxiety, concerning the unspeakable things one may have done; and self-loathing, due to one's lack of ability to exercise discipline. The old adage, "time heals all" applies - except in the case of legal trouble or sexually transmitted disease.

Me: Dude I can't believe I blacked out and called that perfectly nice girl a whore for no reason...my shame cloud has been going strong all week

Nick: shame cloud is still following me after I pissed in the corner of your living room last week

by SorryBoutIt November 13, 2012

Shamebaduke

Shame on you.
Used to comically acknowledge someone that has, in a friendly way, insulted or shamed a friend.

Pronounced Shame-ba-duke

A skateboarder bangs is nuts on a hand rail. His friend yells out "Shamebaduke!"
A buddy rips on one of your friends and you find it funny, then yell "Shamebaduke!"
Someone does something dumb and get's burned for it. Acknowledge with "Shamebaduke"

by ScatmanTwo January 10, 2014