shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness

You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker

by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009

shitclicker

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.

While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.

by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007

shitdick

Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.

What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

shitkicker

1)farmer's boots
2)poor, white hicks

1)The farmer put on his shitkickers before plowing the field.
2)The shitkicker lived in a trailer in Arkansas.

by ---------- October 21, 2003

shitkicker

1. a cowboy, farmer or any male rustic 2. anything of cowboy culture as a western film or country-western song

The adjective is "shitkicking" or "shitkickin'" as shitkickin' boots or shitkickin' song.

The shitkickers all drive rusty old trucks in this part of town.

by Jon64Bailey March 3, 2008