shitcunt

You just made an Australian mad.

you bloody shitcunt

by angry australian July 27, 2016

shitcunt

either someone who is shit at being a cunt, or a cunty person who is just a complete cunt. Every attempt at describing a shitcunt succeeds only in describing someone slightly less cunty - in essence, the infinite cunt. A contemptible cunt more cunty than you can imagine, ever.

can also be used to describe a lady suffering from rectal incontinence, literally her cunt is shitty.

eg My neighbour, ex and daughters boyfriend are all fucking shitcunts
fancy a pint shitcunt. (this is generally considered banter)

I've done a shit in my panties and it's gone right through - I've got a shitcunt!

by the lexicon ninja March 15, 2017

ShitCunt

A shitcunt is the Australian term for dickhead and idiot

Jonno: Oi Damo

Damo: shut up ya shitcunt

by awesome person with a big dick September 16, 2019

Shitpantsophobia

Scared of shitting your pants at any point in time.

“Yo dude I’m scared of shitting myself in public” -broski “you have shitpantsophobia”- therapist

by Pantsbrusher August 25, 2020

shitcunt

Friend and or Bestie

Hey shitcunt!

by nigorachi November 10, 2021

Shitcuntwomble

An Australian shitcunt that is slightyly worse than a standard Australian shitcunt because he waffles on too much and thinks he's cool.

You know that local Shitcunt who always refuses to get a job? He's gone and done a Philosophy degree in order to explain why he shouldn't have to work in the first place. He's a fucken Shitcuntwomble.

by Daneje June 18, 2023

Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022