Shopblocker

An inconsiderate act by someone that doesn’t understand what little joy there is in life by blocking the path of righteousness into a store

The kids are shopblocking me again

My husband is a real shopblocker

Quit shopblocking me

by TheJules October 5, 2022

shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse

Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.

by b__b August 13, 2023

Shitblock

What your roommate does every morning, when they occupy the restroom for an eternity and you really need to take a dump. They also may or may not leave some of the most heinous smell there after they're finally done, making you question whether you really need to go that bad.

Person: *bangs on bathroom door
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"

by Dubious.Life December 17, 2023

shitknocker

a shitknocker is a person that looks up to grangeful cats and draco and eats, does drugs, and gets high and takes all kinds of shits.

Mrs. Tucker is such a shitknocker she thinks she can hang with actual cats and transfigure back and forth. As a matter of fact bitch thinks she's a deity.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024

Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010