When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkey mug.When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
by Frenchie Free May 30, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkey mug.1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009
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Get the pinch of monkey shit mug.An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.
by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006
Get the Monkey Shit mug.A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!
Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009
Get the Monkey Shit mug.A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
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