Shi Hao

Verb. To deliver a baby in a chinese brothel
Noun. A baby that is lost in a chinese strip club.

1. I shi haoed eleven babies today.
2. I was shi hao yesterday.

by ElevenTenFive November 9, 2011

Shi-tween-to

Old Japanese Phrase.

It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."

Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.

Japanese factory owner- Oh my god! This is the worst day of my life! My whole buisness is gone! All that work wasted.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

oh shi-

A variation of oh shit. The last letter/sound is cut off by something happening, usually an explosion or falling off a rock face.

What do you mean "there's no pin on that grenade"?
OH SHI-<ka fucking blammo>

by nujer December 25, 2005

shi'mownah!

The thing michael jackson says after pulling off sick dance moves

*sick dance move* 'Hee hee!' 'shi'mownah!'

by Mark Coehen March 1, 2010

Shi-tivo

a state of television frustration.

example-When your wife or girlfriend simultaneously records crap shows (ex. Jerseylicious, Billy the Exterminator, or Real Housewives of the...) on the DVR, thus preventing quality television viewing.

I wanted to watch the game last night, but Tina logjammed the DVR with garbage. Shi-tivo!

by initech_cmart February 21, 2011

Shi'ite

A member of the branch of Islam that regards Ali and his descendants as the legitimate successors to Muhammad and rejects the first three caliphs.

Anyone who is a Shi'ite wants the leadership of the caliph to stay within Muhammad's family lines. However, anyone who says there is no God, but Allah, and that Muhammad is the prophet of Allah, is a Muslim.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ May 25, 2010

Shi’ites

(SHEE-ites) A minority sect of Islam that believes that rule of the Caliph (Islamic leader on Earth, much like the Pope, who is voted in) should stay within Muhammad’s family line.

There is a split between Shi’ites and Sunnis due to political/religious disagreements over Islamic leadership, or the Caliph.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 7, 2009