shoemakered up

Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.

He just fell head first into the beer fridge. He's all Shoemakered up!

by Tine1144 February 12, 2022

jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

Trint Shoemaker

A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.

Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????

by KumDumpster May 12, 2022

Snowmaker

Slang; A derogatory word for the male genital area.

Chris was kicked in the snowmaker for cheating on his girlfriend.

by Shilito January 23, 2012

shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

by Nishnob October 26, 2015

shitmaker

a person who causes trouble.

That idiot starts fights all the time! What a shitmaker!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010