afro sheen

a hair care product to help keeps one's afro looking shiny, healthy, and fashionable. usually applied after showering

"james, what the heck are you spraying on your fro?"
"afro sheen, duh, i gots to represent"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

sheen rant

a rambling monologue with frequent references to awesomeness, winning, and tigers' blood, often containing expressions of antisemitism and violent tendencies. Sheen rants come from all kinds of people, but most commonly from borderline DBs.

Dude, chuck thinks he's such a BA. He went off on another sheen rant today like he craps gold or something.

by bachinn March 23, 2011

Bun-sheen

The reflective shine on top of a hamburger bun that's been buttered or greased

Jason: Hey man, here's a pic of the hamburger I'm eating.
Jaret: Oh man, look at that bun-sheen!!!

by TopHogMan April 21, 2017

To do a Charlie Sheen

The action of: doing drugs, drinking, partying hard and of course winning!

Guy:I'm going To Do a Charlie Sheen tonight and party hard!

Guy: I lost my job but, it's ok I'm doing a Charlie Sheen and winning!

by CMorganxx April 12, 2011

Charlie Sheen Winning

Charlie Sheen Winning (also known as CSW for short) Is a disorder in which one feels that no matter what they do, they are always "winning" at life. CSW is quite similar to insanity except with CSW, you KNOW you're being crazy. You just don't give a fuck.

Micheal: "I have two porn star girlfriends who watch my kids and cook food while I do some nasty things to them in the bedroom! And I have NO idea what to buy next!"
Zack: "Damn man, you must be Charlie Sheen Winning!"

by Subzero88 May 17, 2011

Charlie Sheen

When someone has been on a multi day cocaine drug and alcohol binge; bender.

Joey didn't make it to work on Monday. I heard he pulled a Charlie Sheen so it doesn't surprise me.

by Roddyrama February 23, 2011

Charlie Sheen Syndrome

When a person gets paid much more than what they're objectively worth, thereby giving them a God complex. They become immortal and infallible in their own minds. Can often be seen in government employees and managerial staff.

You: "Can you please sign this paperwork?"
Boss: "I could...Or I could not, then blame it on you, then snort cocaine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You: "You really get paid too much for what you do...I suspect you have Charlie Sheen Syndrome"

by Darebearius March 18, 2011