Shelving Rapids

The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus

"Kez why are you late to training again?" "Sorry coach, I was just shelving rapids"

by Spicy McGee May 31, 2019

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012

Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.

How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.

by B-rizzle October 8, 2019

shelvinate

when you are slow sippin' on crunk juice with your friends.

Dave: Grab a handle and a 30 and come by dude, lets shelvinate!
Aaron: Im already there bro-ham!

by daruski June 28, 2007

Shelbinated

verb; female version of alaskan fire dragon if used properly very effective breaking-up tool
when man is going " down" on" said female holds man heads down in way that he couldnt move it if he wants and starts to fake intense orgasm and right towards end of fake orgasm yells something "like i have shyphills(any std will do) the man will try to run away but since your holding him down he wont be able to (:

VERY EFFECTIVE BREAK-UP TOOL LADIES (:

female 1: so did you break up with that jerk yet?
female 2: no even better he broke up wit me

female 1: why?

female 2: i shelbinated his ass

by Nipplemaster April 13, 2008

Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.

'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'

by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010

shelvinate

comin' through in the clutch with a 30 just before the packy closes

Ed "Damn dude its 8:59 and I haven't been to the store yet"

Patrick "I hope that ass clown steve can shelvinate for once"

Steve "Guy no worry, i shelvinated already"

by Tom J. August 2, 2007