shugging

to go to the toilet whilst not fully awake and certainly not in the toilet.

Willison was shugging again last night !!

by getoutofbedtowee July 8, 2009

Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

Sheep shagging bastard

A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheep’s arsehole ya dirty cunt

So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

shegging

Shegging is an advanced form of negging resulting in shagging.

The attribute of a shegger is the ability to put her down to make her go down.

Once you have mastered the ability to undermine a womans confidence, disarming her feline powers, only to use them against her, you are eligible for the title of a shegger. Negging is the tactic. Shagging is the goal.

Girl 1: Seamus was such a dick to you last night
Girl 2: Yeah i known, but ......
Girl 1: No way, did you sleep with him
Girl 2: I was proving him wrong. He said I would be a lazy lay.... fuck, he was shegging me

by Some mate1 October 22, 2017

Facebook Shaggin'

When you leave the room forgetting to close your Facebook and your friend updates your status to say something gay/embarrassing/uncool.

Seth Hummer: just gave my first blow job. It was the best thing i have ever done with my mouth.

Justin Chelf: wtf hummer, you faggot.

Seth Hummer: somebody's been Facebook shaggin' me.

by Seymourbutts5 November 12, 2009

shaggins

a very rare breed of mammal with staggering looks.
sometimes feels the need to dye certain body hair blonde, normally when a shaggins has found a bottle of bleach. a shaggins natural habitat is in the rural areas of certain yorkshire towns. its diet consists of coffee, tea and bezzins.

tom: look theres a shaggins
cal: wow, do you think he wants to come air softing with us?
shaggins: (grunt)

by calum_1991 November 27, 2007

sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

by Eldonko January 1, 2012