smaxxon

A completely ambiguous term that can be used anytime/ anywhere a person feels compelled to do so. (however, it is usually used in senteces where a high amount of gravity is sought. It Most commonly replaces a verb or adj. and it is often directly followed by the word bonerzwhich is pronounced bo-nairs).

1."Dude this beer is totally smaxxon" (meaning: this beer is totally fucking good.)
2. "Holy shit dude, Jessica smaxxon boners!" (meaning: Jessica is sooo fucking sweet-dick hot.)
3. Man, my dad has been a total smaxxon lately (meaning: My dad has been a total duesch-bag lately.)

by Smaxxon Valdez July 7, 2006

Shax

A spirit from the Goetia. (One of 72 infernal spirits originally contained by King Solomon in a bronze vessel.)

"When you call on Shax, be sure to wear his sigil!"

by Thomas W December 29, 2007

Syaxx

Super pro warrior that is good at everything in life and in game. The most powerful being to ever set foot on the face of Azeroth and Earth. Never cross paths with such a person of ultimate power unless you yourself are seeking death.

That guy just blew up a small country with his mind. He is Syaxx.

by Man of unknown origin November 1, 2010

shaxsard

Shaxsard means a fabulous NZ man that like KFC

shaxsard LIKES KFC ALOT and name is Shaxsard

by shaxsareds May 27, 2017

P Dub Staxx

Illusion of grandeur fat boy with an affinity for 10 slice bologna sandwiches with ketchup and "fluffy women".

Yo, P Dub Staxx was inhaling sandwich stacks and mackin' on the fluff's.

by John John the Madman March 30, 2009

saxxy vinnie

saxxy vinnie is the greatest saxophone player. he is sooooo saxxy. bando.

There is only one Saxxy Vinnie.

by BEEL April 4, 2005

Slaxxorz

A variation on the 1337 speak term, "haxxorz". This word is usually used to describe one who spends most of his/her time online, to the detriment of other activites. This sort of thing thus makes them a slacker. The online part imbues them with the specialized term.

"Dude, I'm never going to get this History project done. Too many Slaxxorz"

"My CS clan is full of slaxxorz. Me and Redrum56 had to take on the whole Ninth Dynasty clan by ourselves!"

"I am Leet Slaxxorz! I haven't turned anything in for months!"

by Leet_Slaxxorz November 22, 2004