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sharkeishaphobia

The fear of having a black girl kick you upside your head.
Don't Sharkeisha me, I have "Sharkeishaphobia"

"What symptoms do you have?" -"Sharkeishaphobia"

Doctor- "Well you have a incurable symptom called, "Sharkieshaphobia" but you will live.
by JUNGLE FUN March 16, 2014
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Sharkiesha

To shit talk a bitch and get knocked the fuck out
Person 1: Yo dawg, u hear about shaniqwa?

Person 2: Yeah mahn, she shit talked Sharkiesha real good and got knocked the fuck out
by Rheal Niqqa November 27, 2013
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Sharkeisha

To mollywhop the living shit outta anyone. This process usually involves the separating of the soul from the body.
Guy 1- Ey man did you see her sharkeisha that bitch yesterday??
Guy 2- Hell yea!
by THA Chedder Mayne December 12, 2013
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Sharkeisha

A breed of dark skin women unknown to earth, they are of Cybertron decent probably decepticons massive power and ability to transform upon angered state
Girl stands next to her "Friend" as she doth not know what will be brought upon her, The hand of Sharkeisha which puts her in a ball on the ground (What hath happen to make her so angry??)
by RickySpanish November 27, 2013
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Shartist

One that tries to make it to the stalls, pulls down his pants but never reaches the toilet, and ends up sharting a messy Van Gogh on the bathroom floor.
Tawfiq finished eating at Taco Bell and quickly became a well known shartist.

The phantom pooper is a shartist.

As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.

Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.

Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.
by The Duluth Shartist Group December 29, 2007
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Sharkeisha

Sharkeisha: Half shark, half Keisha. 100% Ghetto. Will beat you and bite you in a fight.
Damn, Sharkeisha fucked that hoe up with those big ass teeth!
by TooUrban4U December 10, 2015
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Sharkeisha

When your friend does something you know will have a bad outcome.
Friend: "I want butt implants."
You: "Sharkeisha NOOOOOOOOOOO."
by jjown May 2, 2014
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