When it looks
like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely
horny
-
pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare
pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a
girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much
pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh