shark week

shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.
girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week
girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet
by m.henk1313 September 01, 2019
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Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.
Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
by Crybug June 07, 2015
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Shark Week relationship

A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.
Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.
by AUDINASH August 29, 2011
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But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.
Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.
by 00fatty00 January 28, 2011
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shark week period

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell
It's shark week period wear a tampon
by sierra gucci March 08, 2017
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Chummier Than Shark Week

Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance
"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"
by Dnolt August 05, 2009
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Shark week and chill

It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!
Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!
by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023
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