shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.
Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!
by John Attardo December 13, 2008
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When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.
Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium
by plantismantis January 13, 2023
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shark attack

the peace sign with the pinky out, the first two fingers into the coochie and the pinky into the booty. aka the shocker two in the pink, one in the stink
i played with the clit to lull her into a false sense of security, then BAM! the shark attack. but to my surprise, she was into it, then i got nervous.
by viciousk May 7, 2008
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shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!
"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"
by tom-o May 8, 2003
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Shark attack

When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.
He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".
by cream_corn July 23, 2019
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Shark Attack

When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
by ABKT111017 December 2, 2018
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Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.
by coffeyman February 20, 2011
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