shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

by John Attardo December 13, 2008

shark attack in the aquarium

When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.

Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium

by plantismantis January 13, 2023

shark attack

the peace sign with the pinky out, the first two fingers into the coochie and the pinky into the booty. aka the shocker two in the pink, one in the stink

i played with the clit to lull her into a false sense of security, then BAM! the shark attack. but to my surprise, she was into it, then i got nervous.

by viciousk May 7, 2008

shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!

"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"

by tom-o May 8, 2003

Shark attack

When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.

He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".

by cream_corn July 23, 2019

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015

Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy

Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack

by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025