A term used by soccer players that pertains to the moment when a player goes to be a show off, thinking they are going to take an amazing kick but turns out shanking the ball. Shanking is kicking the ball way over the goal or way out of the field in general. hence.. A terrible shot.
example 1. That was quite a shankapotamus of a kick, it went way past the goal!
example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)
example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)
by IfSheCouldOnlyKickABall November 13, 2011
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Lina : “did you know ram ventilation is the production of respiratory flow in some fish in which the mouth is opened during swimming, such that water flows through the mouth and across the gills? In fish which have a reduced or no ability to pump water buccally, such as mackerel and sharks, perpetual swimming is required to maintain ventilation.”
Sarah : “wow Lina is such a sharkaholic!”
Sarah : “wow Lina is such a sharkaholic!”
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