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Shanessa

You are SHANESSA as f*ck
by Bad , Bad ass June 17, 2018
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sharkesia

Ratchet,ugly girl with serious anger management issues,if she wanted your "D", run FAST. -Ish
Sharkesia is a SUPERTHOT
by X-x-Ish-x-X January 31, 2014
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Shanesa

The prettiest girl in the world, and she has the prettiest best friends in the world too usually named Leah or Denielle. Awesome possum with a huge ass, not necessarily black.
Dude did you see Shanesa?! YOLO!
by Butt mister September 3, 2012
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scamnesia

1. diagnosis Dx for political high ups when they reply to Congressional hearings or a Federal Grand Jury with the defense "I don't recall."

Variations: "I don't remember."
"I don't know."
"I don't recollect."

2. Dx for cheating significant others, or persons involved in possible criminal conduct or nefarious activities in a workplace.
1. Scooter Libby's scamnesia defense in 2004 Congressional hearings re: the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame, whose former diplomatic corp husband was a vocal war critic.

Invented by President Ronald Reagan, who caught a serious case of scamnesia(later dx'd as alzheimers) during the Iran-Contra hearings in 1987
"The simple truth is, 'I don't remember - period'" - President Reagan writing to the Tower Commission to set the record straight about whether he authorized the arms shipment (to Iran)in advance.
by tenzen January 2, 2009
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SHOPNESIA

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.
"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".
by El Cuni March 25, 2009
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whamnesia

Noun - Medical condition for what happens when a person giving a blowjob gets the back of their skull slammed so hard that they lose short or long term memories of giving the blowjob that gave them the condition.
Yo man, I skullfucked your mom so hard last night she forgot we even did that. I think she has Whamnesia.
by chozo_ninpo October 21, 2011
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Snapnesia

The amnesia that occurs when someone responds to your Snapchat, and you have no recollection of what you sent.
Friend1 sends Friend2 a snap.
30 seconds later Friend2 replies "Looks good".
Friend1 cannot remember what they sent and responds "I forgot what I sent".
Friend2 reminds Friend1 what the snap was about.
Friend1 sends to Friend2 "That was a serious case of snapnesia."
by Sh4von October 13, 2018
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