the term to describe the mass writing of new words to urban dictionary in one sitting until it starts to become really boring (however funny) and reminds you of when you were really ill.
After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
Get the skitionary mug.A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.
I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.
by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022
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by AM#1 March 27, 2010
Get the Stationary Fuel mug.A lazy ass SOB who works in an oil refinery (shift worker). He's paid between $60-160 000/year, sleeps, eats and sits on his ass all day long and still complains that he works too hard.
by 3rdclassOE December 13, 2012
Get the Stationary/Operating Engineer mug.When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
by petepete518 August 6, 2011
Get the Stationary Status mug.Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
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