Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
by Igetbitxhes March 10, 2024
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Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck
Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
by Fucking_off May 16, 2025
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septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
by QuacksO June 01, 2021
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vaginal septum

Vaginal septum is a partition of tissue has formed during fetal development that divides the vagina into two parts.
Person 1. My newborn has a vagina septum.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?

Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.
by idomybig1asalways April 08, 2024
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Southern Septum

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.
I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum
by JessTessTheMess July 27, 2018
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Septum boog

When you get a booger stuck on your septum ring
Heccin shoot! I’ve got another dang septum boog on my new piercing.
by here4thecheese July 07, 2019
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Septum

It's a part of the nose innit
David - "Wtf is a septum bro, my mans wants to pierce it"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"
by Cascardav June 27, 2022
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