Nulla Septum

A great indie band. A guy and his dog.

The drummer from Nulla Septum is an ANIMAL!

by Ns0u June 22, 2016

Southern Septum

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.

I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum

by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018

Septum boog

When you get a booger stuck on your septum ring

Heccin shoot! I’ve got another dang septum boog on my new piercing.

by here4thecheese July 6, 2019

Septum

It's a part of the nose innit

David - "Wtf is a septum bro, my mans wants to pierce it"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"

by Cascardav June 27, 2022

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.

Oh, the Septum Ring Theory strikes again!

by Omega_Iteration August 8, 2025

Septum Piercing

Septum piercing is a common sing of severe mental retardation, people who have this shitty piercing are know to be fucking annoying and retarded if you have this shit go fuck yourself eat crap fag

Retard: CANCEL SPONGEBOB!!!

Normal: no wonder you have a septum piercing
Normal 2: yeah go fuck yourself

by Iebebd August 29, 2025