semenebriation

Semenebriation is the formal term for being “Spunk Drunk”.

Becoming spunk drunk is the result of not having sex, masturbating or any other means of ejaculation for a period of time, resulting in the testicles capacity for semen being overfilled meaning that excess semen enters the bloodstream, eventually finding it’s way to the brain - resulting in the subject becoming - spine drunk.

The main effect of semenebriation is finding EVERYTHING sexually attractive.

Look at that cabbage over there. I’m so horny that cabbage looks attractive. It’s been so long since I’ve had a shag, I must have semenebriation.

by Mollyming May 16, 2021

seemledd

(Ironic) Describes a situation that on the surface appears to be seamless, but is, in fact, just as error-prone as most hapless human endeavour.
((Also a linguistic irony: seamless vs seemless... check out the definition of the latter for more :))

(Having attempted something sophisticated and failed abysmally but probably hilariously): "Mate, did you see that?!"
Mate: "Seemledd".

by BearsBearsBearsBears April 27, 2022

seeley

a very kool boi

omg did you see how cool seeley waz

by john wayn May 9, 2019

Semple

Some one who is UBER Uber ubeR COOL

She is so semple!!!!

He is simply Semple!!!

by George Foramen May 25, 2009

semilegal

1. something that is neither legal, nor explicitly illegal.
2. something that is illegal, but you cant get caught for.

1. Watching bootleg movies off of a streaming sight is semilegal, technically you are violating the copyright laws, but you cant get caught, so who cares!

by christn3 December 9, 2008

Smelericious

Possessing the qualities of or pertaining to someone as amazing as Melisa Demaestri

Dude that girl is awesome! she is gorgeous, amazing, and just wow!

oh, so she is smelericious!

by Pizza and Cookies January 6, 2012

Semenemia

Having so much sex over the weekend, you appear pale to your coworkers on Monday.

Fuck Tom, do you have semenemia? You look pale as fuck!

by Z_Mon3y February 26, 2019