Sexbian

Straight girls who have sex with other girls for only the benefit of getting off.

girl 1: I'm super horny and there's no guys around.
girl 2: That's why we're sexbians, let's go!

by ej12345 May 18, 2011

Sebti Formula

An innovative calculation intended to boost the return enjoyed by the investors in an operating company. Of particular value to independent power projects with a separate owner / operator strategy.

It was a remarkably good idea, applying the Sebti formula to that wind project. Congratulations Mohamed!

by Fatbstd April 14, 2012

serbian tuxedo

An outfit consisting of a two piece matching tracksuit, made famous by Serbian gangsters in movies. Commonly accessorised with a pair of sneakers, a necklace and a gun in the waistband.

"Check out that Serbian tuxedo" Directed at a gangster wearing a two piece matching adidas tracksuit or similar.

by Ricketycricketthecat May 3, 2016

Serbian Dicked

To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.

Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?

Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.

Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.

by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018

Sebbygee

Refers to one being a sad emo boy/girl. Listens to XXXTentacion songs on loop, often feels frustrated with the pressures of society , and so, takes frustrations out by punching walls and watching American sit-coms (e.g Friends). Hates dark humour as offensive jokes weaken their will to live. Sebbygees like to hide their dark sides by spreading an aroma of happiness. BUT demand that they be repaid often through sexual favours (e.g hugging). Keeps friends close but enemies closer. They will often return and seek for advice and wisdom from those who have wronged them in the past (sometimes referred to as "battered housewife syndrome").

Female: "Hey, thanks for helping me with my homework last night. That was very sweet of you. :)"
Male: *unzips trousers* "succ time!"
Female: "WTF man, you're such a Sebbygee!"
Male: "Bu...Bu....But I was nice to you, I deserve to be repaid. 0w0"
Female: "I don't think so loser!"
Male: "whatever, whore!" *plugs in earphones and begins to punch the pavement*

by DatBoiRoi April 17, 2019

sebbernakle

The longhand version of Seb or Sebastian. A sebbernakle is specifically with someone with goblin tendencies and can't be trusted.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see where my Newports went?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I left them with the sebbernakle:
Person 1: "Oh"

by WarmFission February 2, 2022

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

by lilyandyy December 27, 2021