seahorse kneecaps

A term you call someone or something that is useless

Fred:hey Jim can you help me hook up with this Jacob twiggs

Jim:nah I'm good fam

Fred:you're about as good as some "seahorse kneecaps"

seahorse kneecaps by PrapyJhonsPiza April 24, 2017

Seahorse Raddish

The secret ingredient in Krabby Patties. ₜᵣᵤₛₜ ₘₑ, ₐ ₛₚₒₙ𝓰ₑᵦₒᵦ 𝒸ₒₗₒᵣᵢₙ𝓰 ᵦₒₒₖ ₜₒₗ𝒹 ₘₑ ₛₒ

THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS Seahorse Raddish, bitch.

Seahorse Raddish by GAMH January 14, 2019

Seahorse Country

Also known as the swim capital of Indiana, home of one the nation's most premier athletic programs. Can be heard chanted from Ohio. Home of the most historic pool in the state and new home of the finest pool in the nation. Seahorse Country means that Munster kicks ass at all meets.

This Is Seahorse Country!

(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!

Seahorse Country by SWIMMY WIMMY February 18, 2011

seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

seahorse juice by An Ex convict October 4, 2013

seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

seahorse relationship by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020

Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

Seahorse Syndrome by PistolwhipnWillie November 8, 2020

Seahorse Style

When the women pushes her period lining into a mans asshole

She really wanted to try Seahorse Style last night. I was scared for my life

Seahorse Style by Urgent Sensations April 26, 2021