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Scrotious 

(Verb) Acting like, or resembling, a scrotum. Used as an insult similar to calling someone a dick.
What’s up with J.T.? He’s been acting so scrotious lately.

not scrumptious 

What you say when you eat all the wasabi they give you at a restaurant, and your nose dies.It means disgusting or not tasty
That wasabi was not scrumptious.
not scrumptious by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023

scrumtilousiouly 

Me: Yo,that cookie was scrumtilousiouly good.

Friend: Thanks man!! I baked it myself!
scrumtilousiouly by yoimawesome November 13, 2011

honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

spumptious 

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”
Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
spumptious by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Scrumptious 

It is used when saying something is good like lit or Gucci.
Have a scrumptious day.
Scrumptious by Scrumptious. March 20, 2019