scrunt

A combination of scrooge and cunt. A person who has the time, resources and skill to put up christmas lights but refuses
That dude in Belle Meade with no lights is a straight scruntin.
by rdawg2012 December 13, 2010
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'You have are a scrunt'
by Scrunts August 31, 2008
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noun: a wild motherfucking animal (whom/ which sometimes displays such characteristics as grass-like spikes on its back/ and/ or beast-like qualities. verb: to scratch one's cunt. Can also be used as an adjective (i.e. "scrunty")
noun: Did you see that picture of Peter eating while he took a fucking shit on Angela's back? That's what happens when fuckin' scrunts attack! adjective: Damn! That bitch lookin' all types of crusty with that scrunty-ass little pony tail goin' all greased up on a' side a' her head! verb: Dang! She scruntin' like she got a baddd motherfucking case of herpes!!! Either that, or she fingerbangin' her own self!
by Anjalahh September 15, 2006
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A loose woman, combination of three terms, stupid, cunt ( cant understand normal thinking) and runt oft ( she done"runt oft" with a girly man.
That scrunt done kicked everyone to the curb, including her mother and son, and took up with a girly man!!!
by JAR1 November 06, 2011
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SKrunT: a domineering woman.
Very Overdemanding.
has no patience for her partner.or anyone else.. for that matter
My girl is being a real SCRUNT lately...
All she wants is "Her,Her,Her!"
by Glurnt,Glurnty October 22, 2003
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the male equivalent of sprunt. Scrotum sanitizer.
After today's baseball game I needed a healthy dose of scrunt just to be able to stand the smell of myself while taking a wiz.
by Holdenn March 31, 2009
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verb, to scrub one's cunt.

An essential part of any healthy female's showering routine.
<Dave> Leanne! Stop scrunting!!

<Dave> Do you reckon she's upstairs somewhere scrunting?
<Pete> Nah, I doubt she's ever scrunted in her life...the dirty slag!
by notjesus February 19, 2008
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