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Scrumplet

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010
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Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.
Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.
by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004
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Scrambler

An attractive individual that interrupts a person’s train of thought, speech, and/or movement when noticed.

- Level 1: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention, but with no noticeable interruption to thought, speech, and/or movement.
- Level 2: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are momentarily interrupted. The victim is ultimately able to return to the previous state.
- Level 3: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are permanently interrupted. The victim is not able to return to the previous state.
Chad was hit by a Level 3 Scrambler in the break room and completely forgot what we were talking about.
by N_00 August 18, 2015
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morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.
The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!
by TeamPrank September 14, 2009
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scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.
So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.
by Chaps April 10, 2005
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Denny's Scrambler

The Denny's Scrambler is a sexual act where a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina and then uses his penis to whip, or beat, the egg.
I had a leftover egg from breakfast so I gave her a Denny's Scrambler.
by BJMarch58 June 10, 2010
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cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face
"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."
by E-Dor December 6, 2006
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