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angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013
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Scrussles

Yo fool, I know you've been working out, but you still got some scrussles
by SHMaRiM July 18, 2011
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no scruples

To be bold and unapologetic in an action.
"Julian, did you just tip that stripper in pesos? You have no scruples."
by Muffin Bombay April 28, 2014
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scruffly

Adjective- to have very unkept hair that grows in a haphazard fashion.
"My name is Jake Postema and I have a scruffly beard"
by Joke Pastema May 24, 2008
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scruffle

The length of the hair on a man's face that lies somewhere between stubble and a light beard (scruff).
If you don't shave that scruffle, you'll have a grizzly adams soon!
by P'an Ku June 20, 2007
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struffle

A word used to describe the act of ironic dancing. For example, repeated use of dance moves featured in songs such as 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield and 'Tragedy' by Steps, but used to dance to other songs.
Word is combination of 'struggle' and 'shuffle'
I am going to struffle til dawn, the ladies are gonna love it
by Sparky_08 April 2, 2008
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scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys
Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers
by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003
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