Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

Spritzy

totally hyper, bubble, and spunky. Cant sit still. Excited. feeling of laughter and jubilee...like you have carbonation in your soul!

Oh my goodness! im feeling really spritzy today, i cant sit still and feel all giggly! whats wrong with me?!

by jbtonti November 7, 2010

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White

Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011

Schitzing

When one acts in a rageful, unpredictable manner.

Friend 1: 'Did you see his face, he was furious!'

Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'

by Angela83 April 19, 2009

scriz

slang for a cigarette.

you, dude.. hand me a fucking scriz!

by fdklhlaesfoqwrtoietnh March 31, 2008

spritzer

A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually
consumed by females

Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy

by percy46 August 1, 2007

spritzner

the act of inserting a wine spritzer into ones asshole and shaking it up so the carbonation creates a tingling sensation.

why the fuck did you pay for a spritzner from that whore?

by paulsgay January 25, 2011