Scranton Tuxedo

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.

You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.

by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.

Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!

by Rad-a September 22, 2006

Scranton rally cap

Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"

My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.

by poonmoney April 11, 2009

Scranton Tartar Sauce

A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner

A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.

by DickFingerDave June 1, 2017

scranton blackfoot

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties

What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.

by lackawanna wonderful October 19, 2008

scranton reality anchor

If we agree that there are grades or strengths to a reality bender's ability (i.e. from "can barely turn something blue" to "godlike"), then it's not too far of a stretch that a SRA is designed to overpower a reality bender of X grade or X strength.

Basically, the SRA forces reality to stay normal more than the bender tries to make reality abnormal.

Scranton Reality Anchors. Keepin' it Real Since DATA EXPUNGED

by MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand") June 30, 2020

Scranton handshake

A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.

After the football game Jack game John a Scranton handshake to honor a game well played.

by HA3141 April 17, 2009