Scrunchy

Shitty person

Stop being a scrunchy bitch

I’m feeling very scrunchy today

by Caiobellaaa October 11, 2020

Scronchy

All scrunched up, squishy, crunchy and wrinkly, like an old person or a rotting apple

That apple looks scronchy

by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

Give a boy a scrunchy

Give it to a boy you love.When you give them it they’ll have the biggest smile on there face

Give a boy a scrunchy whenever you want this Monday

by Papajerry13 October 27, 2019

Sportsman's Scratchy

When a bet is made for a lotto scratchy, with the loser of the bet to buy the scratchy, and the winnings shared.

Two friends make a bet on the result of the footy, and wager a sportsman's scratchy. The friend who looses the bet buys a scratchy, with the winnings shared equally between the two friends.

by Mongy47 August 26, 2021

ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

by April Arsenic January 26, 2009

Scratchy Trombone

A rusty trombone whereby the giver has dental braces.

So Jill gave you the ol' scratchy trombone eh?

by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009

Scratchy Lean

The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.

"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"

by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006