Scottish handcuffs 

When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.

Ahh, crap my phone is ringing and I've got Scottish handcuffs. Hold my beer, damnit!

Scottish handcuffs by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010

Scottish 

One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us!!!

Did you see that Scottish guy last night? What a laugh man!!

Scottish by Vin86 March 14, 2007

Scottish Snake 

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.

"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"

Scottish Snake by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003

Scottish Tsunami 

A Traditional Scottish Finger-Blasting

Kendrew created a Scottish Tsunami when he finger blasted Bonny-Lee and she queefed out all the old bagpipe air that was trapped in her twatpipes.

Scottish Tsunami by ReportedLive July 7, 2019

scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.

Look at that fat bottomed scottish terrier!

scottish terrier by Scottiemum May 20, 2008

Scottish 

along with the Irish the coolest ethnicitys in the world
1. they drink
2. they like to fight over sports
3. their national costume is underwear optional

Dude those Scottish people are the shiznit

Scottish by odd_jackal October 6, 2003

Scottish curse 

Having such a large set of testicles that you regularly sit on them.

Did you see that pair on the guy in the kilt? Those things are so big, must be the Scottish curse ...

Scottish curse by The Real Jaster August 13, 2012