smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

by sidereus August 4, 2020

Sock Sponging

The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge

turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!

by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009

The universal scoring system.

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.

The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.

by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013

Sponging

Hitting the waves on your boogie board. Started by Native Americans in 1324 on the lakes of Antarctica.

Dude, the waves are like 3-4s, lets go sponging.

by Moreyryder'77 June 10, 2011

scoring

Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"Hopefully i'll be scoring some heroin in the next hour or so.."

etc.. ;)

by your mom on a stick February 17, 2009

scrogging

when two sexually unattractive people, indulge in sexual activities.

did you hear about jack, and jill. god damn they have to be the two grossest people ive ever seen, man i mean jill has those orangatang tities, she might as well had two dead rats nailed to her chest, and jack looks like fucking lurch from the Adams family. ya dude.... they be scrogging.

by mil-fo July 28, 2012

Sponging off the Raise

Living at home and taking money and food from your
parents or those that raised you.

"What are you going to do this summmer?"
"Me, not much, just sponging off the raise."

by yo yo nursed February 9, 2006