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Scientist

A (sometimes) brilliant person who dedicates huge amounts of time, thought and money to writing a research paper but is somehow unable to make this research paper comprehensible to any other member of the human race.
"The model uses a multilayered canopy submodel of photosynthesis and phenology initially developed for the PnET-Day and PnET-II models by Aber et al."
by GiBe June 16, 2005
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mad scientist

a scientist who invents crazy things, usually things that get beyond his scope of control, and may cause significant damage. He also may have a sick mind, or warped sense of humor.
Jamie, Matt, and Robert are mad scientists who live and work together in an old castle. Their latest invention is the six-dollar man, who did nothing but destroy their entire home, and laboratory. "Well, what do you expect for six dollars?" they said, and laughed.

The young mad scientist Kenny's new invention, Capital letter H, destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall, and leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew it would take years, to repair the significant damage to his home, and with the unhealthy economy, and Obamacare, at that.
by MadScientistTrio70 February 5, 2014
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scientist

According to Hollywood, a person wearing a white apron and glasses, who can accomplish any scientific or technological task in a relatively short period of time.
Evil leader: "Is the fusion machine ready?"
Subordinate: "Not yet sir, but we'll get more scientists and finish on schedule."
by _Henry_ March 30, 2009
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scientificalogical

an adjective to describe something that is or appears scientific and/or logical
in the CBS show Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper has made many scientificalogical remarks.
by moreparamore July 2, 2009
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Ballpark scientist

wannabe-scientists who deduce answers that are generally "in the ballpark" of being right
Inquiring mind: how far is the moon?
Ballpark scientist: pretty far
by ILostTheFunk November 5, 2011
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non-scientist

someone who is not an expert in science
Flattening the curve is not effective says the non-scientist.
by timlight April 23, 2020
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Facebook scientist

A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.
Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.
by NibbaDibba August 8, 2020
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