Schweff

When you’re just seconds away from having sexual intercourse with someone and you walk out and never speak to them again

“Oh yeah dude, we were totally about to have sex but I schweffed her good.”

by Janner Giles March 22, 2022

Euro-schweffe

The continental equivalent of a schweffe. Much like their British counterparts euro-schweffes make up for with money what they lack in self-awareness.

Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.

That bar was full of euro-schweffes, there wasn't a sock in sight.

by Piggins123 August 5, 2025