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Schwankee 

1.A cool thing to do
2.An item that is cool
3.Cool, just in general . . . like neat-o, but cooler . . .
1. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
2. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
3. just plain old . . . Schwankee!!
"That purse is very shwanky"
Shwanky by Darian Fitzgerald October 17, 2008

schwankin 

meaning really cool or beyond awesome. this word was brought about by some kid in litchfield, minnesota. Also see awesome, kick-ass, or even cool .
"Dude that wasn't so freakin' schwankin'!"
"Wow, that trick's really schwankin'!"
"Let's have a schwankin' good time.."

Schwankwank Man 

He's the guy who enjoys dressing in Granny's p.j.'s (is sometimes seen wearing a bright silver cape), has ears so large he can use them as weapons in battle, breath that smells like rotting snail slime and eats the cheese fugus between his own toes.
Warning! Stay as far away from this character as possible!! He has a horrible aim and so he'll try to freak you out by posing like a muscle man but ends up looking like a constipated turtle with extremely large ears.
one of the many ways to express pleasure during sexual activities. good for explaining your actions afterwards.
person1: errr schwank schwank... eee-rr eee-rr owwww!
person2: dilililoop! dingdong!
schwank by yoshi February 27, 2004

Schwankles 

This is the swinging hanging part of the calf, above the ankle.
wow, you have big schwankles!
Schwankles by Laura Bormann October 4, 2007