A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
by VapourPhase December 20, 2015
Get the Schumer mug.To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
by kylere May 10, 2012
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A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
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Get the miles schuler mug.To do something with a complete disregard for others, in a stupid or sometimes funny manner, usually involves lying.
To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.
To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.
by heavy Dee January 19, 2010
Get the Schubertism mug.When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007
Get the Schulered mug.acting in a manner inconsistent with one's station in society.
Undeservedly pompous or braggardly
Full of one's own self-importance
Being "extra" unneccessarily
Undeservedly pompous or braggardly
Full of one's own self-importance
Being "extra" unneccessarily
We tried to have a simple barbeque by the water but Hyacinth got all schuberty on us and turned it into a candle light supper with light riparian refreshments.
by rainee July 28, 2012
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