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Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.
The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.
by NYGuido September 22, 2010
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schicken

german expression (verb) for being dumbfounded after a strange, abnormal or unbelievable incident
oh meine gott, deine mutter hat 3 arme! das, und ihre lilanen zähne schicken mich echt!

oh my god! your mother has got 3 arms! that really schicks me as well as her purple teeth!
by bza stza December 29, 2006
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Schticky

The new scamtastic household object sold by your favourite Scout reenactor; IE : Vince Offer

Basically described as a magic silicon sticky roller that warps off any undesired dirty stuff.

At 0:35 on the official ad, you may see another of those fake video montages that made the popularity of the Shamwow

The sexual innuendos are so obvious that it's not even laughable.
"You gotta love the big Schticky"

"Playing with your Schticky keeps your house clean"

"Problems with that shedding pussy ? Use your Schticky ! "
by Splatpope January 10, 2012
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fu-schnicken

noun: a trick

verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.

Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.
On April Fools, Jake placed shaving cream in my ear while I was sleeping. I was fu-schnickened.

Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.

Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.
by jontan27 August 23, 2007
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schmicker

the English corruption of the ancient (circa 1960's USA) phrase "schmuck, her." The phrase was doubly derogatory. It was used among heterosexual males to indicate worthless specimens of the species, as well as to further belittle said specimens by implying a highly effeminate nature. Eventually, an unwilligness to expend much energy on such "shmucks" prompted speakers to contract the phrase into "Schmicker," its current incarnation.
"Check out that Schmicker."
by Stud March 17, 2005
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schwacked

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French
I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked
by Ziggy August 17, 2003
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schnicker

prefers giving people the cleveland steamer, maybe even soemtimes the boston pancake? lots of fun to be around, makes her friends piss themselves alot. all around cool girl with big boobies...boobies yeah!
hey look its schnicker, lick my bunghole!
by idkkkkajiasdgfiudab March 17, 2009
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