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Taught a lesson (the hard way), to lose humiliating
by Shaneo October 17, 2003
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Old Schooling it

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To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card
"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."
by Naptown85 March 31, 2010
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schooled

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Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
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scholie

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scholie ==> a fat guy looking like a tarzan with extrem long hairs.
Oberhopelhase: Fischer you are a scholie!
Fischer: stfu
by Oberhopelhase June 3, 2004
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Schoodie

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A Schoodie, pronounced {skoo d-ee} is a stylish multi-functional scarf with a hood. The characteristic design includes a woven hood that is attached to a knit scarf with buttons at the end to keep the garment around the neck.
Carly asked if she should wear a scarf or a hoodie? and I replied, "You can wear my Schoodie, a scarf with a hood without all the bulk of a hoodie".
by Stephen PK July 19, 2011
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Schoolcest

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Dating someone who goes to the same school as you
Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015
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Schoolified

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The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.
"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."

"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"

"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"
by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017
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