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American School shooter

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A drink consisting of black rifle coffee with a drop-in shot mix of Colt 45 and bullet whiskey chased with a PBR.
I got so wasted last night on Irish car bombs and American school shooters, I barely made it to my midterm.
by EyeLivinHel May 12, 2018
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A second possible shooter in a mass shooting in usually a school but could be used in any instance of a duo of shooters during an active shooter situation. usually unidentifiable at the present time of coverage.
We heard today that there was a shooting at his local Middle School. Yeah we heard it was a troubled 17 year old and his sidekick Lieutenant School Shooter!
by OrangeCandyBar December 10, 2021
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Occurs on December 17th, where it was a huge trend to threaten to shoot or blow up your school.
“Hey happy national school shooter day!”
“Thanks, you too
by anonymous December 17, 2021
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The school shooter trim

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A hair cut so bad it can resemble one of a school shooter
Look at mark's hair! He's got the school shooter trim!
by Mark serjev February 11, 2017
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Average School Shooter

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A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
do you see that white male sitting alone over there? The one with the trench coat, unibrow, and messy hair? He's a school shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
by Yatta Hippyoh November 9, 2016
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School Shooters

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Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro
Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime
by Fried_RiceBiotch May 30, 2019
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School Scooter

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Damn, that dude Evan is gonna grow up to be a school scooter.
by OLDFARTABLED56 September 1, 2019
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