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Schadenfreude

Pleasure from another's misfortune
This economy's producing plenty of opportunities for Schadenfreude as Congress summons multimillion dollar CEOs to defend themselves
by GreatRecession.com February 14, 2009
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schadenfreudist

n. A person that attempts to enact schadenfreude on another person (i.e., "feeling pleasure from the misfortune of others"), often by engaging in ad hominem attacks and general douchebaggery. This is seen quite frequently in the activity of trolls, the sad creatures that they are. It is believed by some that trolls may actually feed on their schadenfreude, but not enough data has been compiled to accurately confirm this.
The schadenfreudist fed off that fellow there, attacking him for his opinion on the legitimacy of hydrogen cars by questioning his sexual prowess.
by Schadenfreude Nazi December 9, 2009
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Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.
Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.
by Moontos November 10, 2008
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vaccine schedule

The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!

After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…
Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!
by Libtard buster October 15, 2021
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Schediaphilia

Toonophilia AKA Schediaphilia.
by Toonophilia4eva May 16, 2007
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schadenhorny

The term for becoming sexually aroused from discussing others emotional and sexual problems
Girl: But it's just so sad, she doesn't understand why she can't get laid.
Guy: That's sucks. Want to make out.
Girl: feeling a little schadenhorny are we?
by Badthorn September 9, 2009
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schedual

How some people (8% of the US) spell the word schedule.
So I got scheduled coaster on the new schedual. Yea thats not happening!
by E3655 July 14, 2014
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