Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

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schnippersnap

schnippersnap (sh-nip-per-snap)

exclamation:
to express a feeling of excitement or feeling a sense of being overwhelmed.

Oh schnippersnap! Those shots of Patron got me fucked up!

by Rebecca Bailes March 19, 2008

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Schnitzer

Client who has a well intended somewhat understandable request that results in a mountain of paperwork.

We're going to add 2000 underprivileged youth to the event but it's going to require our team working all weekend to get the paperwork pushed through in time because the boss already said yes to the Schnitzer.

by WorkerBee2001 March 20, 2022

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Lani Schnitzerling

she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl

"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"

by real bitches bow down November 8, 2019

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